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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had this urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own
One day, a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was terribly wrong.
“”What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked
“Do you remember that I told you that I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
“Oh,” Bill, you didn’t.”
“Yes, I did.”
“My God, Bill. What happened?”
“I got fired.”
“No, Bill, I mean what happened to the pickle slicer?”
“Oh…She got fired too.”